Bella, it’s kind of chilly outside. Why don’t you wear pants to church?
But, Moooommmmy, I want to wear a beautiful dwess, so I will be all beautiful.
Remember, love, it’s not about what we wear that makes us beautiful. It’s about our heart.
I know. But I looooove my pwetty dwesses. Please, Mommy? Please may I wear a dwess?
Ok. You can wear a dress. But what is it that makes you beautiful?
My wed hair.
Have I ever mentioned that we’re doomed?
Oh yes, hundreds of times.